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  2.             I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a 
  3.            plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying
  4.            down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act
  5.                 like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"
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  7.                         From Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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